
On Tuesday September 18th Ben and I drove down to
Mesa to see Fiona Apple in concert.
Thankfully her arrest for drug possession occurred Wednesday the 19th
of September rather than Monday the 17th because her show was
“extraordinary” (Extraordinary Machine?
If you’re still confused, nevermind). We were running short on time for dinner so we decided to
park at the concert and try to find something within walking distance. I
remembered seeing a Thai restaurant on Main Street on one of my trips down to the
Mesa temple, so I asked Ben to look it up. We soon discovered the restaurant I had seen was called
“Nunthaporn’s.” I was initially encouraged. You can often tell the authenticity
of a restaurant based on its name, and no self-aware, English (first language) speaking
restaurateur would include the name “porn” in his restaurant (unless perhaps he
owned some disturbing, hole-in-the-wall eatery off the Las Vegas strip). I have
yet to try my favorite-poorly-named restaurant clearly titled by a foreigner: Fook
Yuen Seafood in Honolulu. But I digress. So… I’m thinking, perhaps there is
potential with Nunthaporn’s. There
were also decent online reviews, which, combined with our affinity for Thai
food, sold us.
The restaurant was fairly crowded, but we were seated
immediately and ordered promptly.
I asked our server which of three dishes he preferred (all three were
shrimp dishes, and descended in order down the menu), and he informed me all
were good (which, by the way, is a pet peeve of mine as this is not a helpful
response from a server). I went
with the “paradise shrimp” because I was craving something sweet and it was
mango season. Soon our curry
noodle soup arrived, and as the waiter was about to set down our second dish, a
puzzled look covered his face, which communicated that this was not the right
dish. He turned around, without informing
us what the issue was, and rushed back to the kitchen. Ben and I ate the curry, which was
pleasantly surprising. Light, but
with a unanticipated depth of flavor.
It had been about five minutes and we began to be somewhat antsy looking
at the clock. But no need to
fear—just as we began to worry our server came back carrying a new plate. He set it down on the table and apologized
for the delay. The first thing I
noticed was baby corn and large specks of black pepper running throughout the
dish. My mind immediately returned
to the description of “black pepper shrimp” (which, by the way, was NOT one of
my three options) and I asked the server, “Is this the black pepper
shrimp?” He looked at me with a
look of horror in his eyes as if he’d been caught red-handed, and then thrust
the fingers of his right hand to his forehead while closing his eyes (think
Homer Simpon’s “d’oh!”) while saying ever so shamefully, “Yeah… it is….” His next response: “It’s really good!”
was even better. Yes Nunthaporn
server who will remain nameless—I’m sure it is good—but the problem is it is
not what I ordered. As the
nameless server became more and more agitated, the apparent owner, an older
Asian woman, came to see what the problem was. She asked me, “Do you want me to make you another one?” (another pet peeve of mine… of course I
want you to make me another one!
Did I order the black pepper shrimp? Aren’t I the one paying here?!). Through more chaos, it was eventually decided that she would
return to the kitchen and cook the “paradise” shrimp. Third time’s the charm apparently, and after another five
minutes the correct dish arrived at our table. I wouldn’t call it “paradise”, but it was definitely a
decent dish with bold seasoning. We had hoped to share mango and sticky rice
for dessert, but by this point we thought we better cut our losses and stick to
the safe side. After all, nothing
more could go wrong at this point right?
As we were nearing the end of our meal, our nameless server dropped off
our bill, stating, “I know you need to get to a concert, so here’s your
bill.” I always look at bills before handing off my debit card, but because
I was so eager to see Fiona, I thought, “just this once”, and handed off my
debit card. Fateful mistake. When our check returned Ben looked at
the bill and started laughing out loud. We definitely paid someone else’s ticket
because we did not order two glasses of wine and green curry. With how complicated the whole process
had been so far, I dreaded how long it would take to resolve this mess. Our nameless server was so downtrodden
with dishonor he avoided all eye contact at this point. Eventually things were straightened out
we walked out the doors of Nunthaporn’s.
Turns out our rush was for naught because Fiona didn’t get
on stage until her “opening act” played an hour-long less-than-exciting
set. All in all, we enjoyed our
adventure at Nunthaporn’s… primarily because we continue to giggle when we say
the name. So reader: Eat at your own risk! It won’t ever become a destination for
us, or one of my “diamonds in the rough”, but if I’m ever feeling up for an
adventure again and need to eat somewhere near Main Street in Mesa, I would consider a second go-around.